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LAWSTACHE Double-Sided Koozie
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“Do Not Arrest / I Don’t Consent to Searches” Koozie
Keeps your drink cold and your rights hot.
This is not just a koozie—it’s a pocket-sized legal warning for your beverage.
One side says “Do Not Arrest This Person.”
The other? “I Don’t Consent to Searches.”
Now your drink can invoke the Constitution, even if you can’t.
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🍺 Great for barbecues, tailgates, or low-key avoiding unlawful detainment
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🚓 Makes every sip feel like an act of civil disobedience
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🔍 Let’s law enforcement know: your beer isn’t talking without a lawyer
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❄️ Keeps drinks cold and cops confused
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🧑⚖️ Pairs well with freedom, fun, and a firm grasp of the Fourth Amendment
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LAWSTACHE LAW FIRM
- Email: contact@support.shop.lawstache.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.