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LAWSTACHE Bottle Opener Keychain
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LAWSTACHE™ Bottle Opener Keychain – “Opening Cold Ones, Not Cases”
🔑⚖️ Because justice isn’t the only thing that needs to be cracked open.
Pop bottles and show off your legal swagger with this sleek, sturdy keychain from LAWSTACHE™. Whether you’re celebrating a case dismissal or just made it through a 12-hour deposition, this bottle opener is your new favorite pocket-sized paralegal.
Features:
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Compact, lightweight, and built like your best legal argument
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Durable metal construction – won’t object to heavy use
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Keyring included – attach to your keys, briefcase, or bail bonds receipt
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Laser-engraved LAWSTACHE™ logo for extra courtroom credibility
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.