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Do Not Arrest This Baby - Onesie - WHT
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Just because I’m in diapers doesn’t mean I don’t know my rights.
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👶 The sassiest Fourth Amendment statement your baby can make.
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🍼 Perfect for playdates, court dates, and random stroller stops.
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🚓 If you want to search this onesie, you better bring a warrant (and wipes).
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🧷 Snaps for convenience, but no consent implied.
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😂 Turns your bundle of joy into a bundle of probable cause problems.
Start teaching civil liberties early — because it’s never too soon to not consent.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Topstitched ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric back neck tape
- Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and bottom hem
- EasyTear™ label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: LAWSTACHE LAW FIRM
- Email: contact@support.shop.lawstache.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for children. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Do Not Arrest This Baby - Onesie - WHT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
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6M
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11
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9
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12M
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12
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10
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18M
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13
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11
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24M
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14
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12
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