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Do Not Arrest This Person - Tee - WHT PRINT

$24.99
Free shipping when you spend $100.00+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Look, you're probably innocent. But just in case, let your shirt do the talking.

🛑 This shirt is Constitutionally authorized under the First Amendment.

👕 Soft, stylish, and screams “I know my rights” (without screaming).

👮‍♂️ Ideal for traffic stops, peaceful protests, or brunch with your in-laws.

🚓 Works great with sunglasses, confidence, and a deep distrust of authority.

⚖️ If you get arrested, my number is on the shirt. No need to memorize 619-357-6677. 

Don’t get caught without one. Literally.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.